I didn’t know what to say for my best man speech. Then my friend told me, “Just have fun with it since nobody will remember it or pay attention.” That took the weight off my shoulders.
Everything I will say, before will forget it when the dancing starts. How freeing! I can then say whatever I want.
A lot of stuff is like this: what you wear, what you eat, what you did or said, nobody remembers. Nobody cares. So as long as you’re having fun, pleasing yourself, you’ve won.
Tomorrow, my best friend gets married, another sign we’re growing up. Even though we don’t want to.